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Dad puns in 2025

What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
-A popsicle!

I love you, dad.
– From my head tomatoes.

I want to wish you “A Pea Father’s Day”, dad.

You are shrimply amazing, dad.

Have a beer-y happy Father’s Day

What did the sandwich say in his Father’s Day card?
– I know you think I’m full of baloney, but you’re the best dad ever.

I’m just at the end of wrapping your pheasant, dad!

I shore do love you dad.
– It’s Father’s Day… so let’s shellabrate!

May the [golf] course be with you.

I love you, dad.
– You did a grape job raisin me.

You’re the reel deal, dad!

Happy Father’s Day to a reel awesome dad.

My dad keeps telling me “I’m nacho average dad”.

I want to raise a toast to you, dad.
– I want to tell you how much I loaf you.

Happy Father’s Day
– I’m just finishing wrapping your pheasant.

 Thank you for everything you brew for us.

You’re a fan-stache-tic dad!

You give my life porpoise.

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