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Dad puns in 2024

I want to wish you “A Pea Father’s Day”, dad.

What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
-A popsicle!

I love you, dad.
– From my head tomatoes.

I donut know what I’d do without you.

I started a sailboat building business in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.

I’m nacho average dad.

 Being a great dad is whisky business, but you did it well.

This might sound cheesy but you’ve got a pizza my heart!

You’re the punniest dad I know.

You are the dad to the bone.

What did the buffalo say when his son left?
– Bison!

Dad, you’re dino-mite.

Our family would be muffin without you.

What happens when a painter gets cold?
– They put on another coat.

I love you, Dad, pho-real.

You can be a real pizza work, and sometimes you bacon us crazy, but we love you anyway.

Olive you so much, dad!

You are a fan-stache-tic father.

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