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Dad puns in 2025

Our family would be muffin without you.

What happens when a painter gets cold?
– They put on another coat.

I love you, Dad, pho-real.

You can be a real pizza work, and sometimes you bacon us crazy, but we love you anyway.

Olive you so much, dad!

You are a fan-stache-tic father.

What did the spider say to his dad?
-You spend too much time on the web!

There’s gnome one like you.

As a grill master and dad, you’re a rare find.

Why does Waldo from Where’s Waldo wear stripes?
– He doesn’t want to be spotted!

I think you’re a pretty big dill, Dad.

Today I want to taco bout how much I love you, dad.

I could never wine about you, Dad.

I love you so much, dad
-and I’m not kitten

I want to make my dad-beer-y happy.

Thanks for always driving me, Dad… driving me crazy.

You’re the tricera-tops!

Thanks for pudding up with me, Dad, and for being my biggest flan!

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