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Dad puns in 2024

My dad keeps telling me “I’m nacho average dad”.

I want to raise a toast to you, dad.
– I want to tell you how much I loaf you.

Happy Father’s Day
– I’m just finishing wrapping your pheasant.

 Thank you for everything you brew for us.

You’re a fan-stache-tic dad!

You give my life porpoise.

 Thank you for giving me your awesome genes, dad.

I love you beer-y much, dad.
– You’re the best dad ever.

You’re nacho average dad
-can we taco ‘bout how much I love you?”

I told my dad “I love you too matcha”.

What do you call a fruit that’s really emotional?
– A passionfruit

You’re a fan-stache-tic dad!

 I shore love you a lot – so, let’s shellaberate.

I wanted to give you a comb for Father’s Day, but we could never part.

You’re tee-rific, Dad!

You are the world’s greatest farter.

Love you dad, Pho real.

I love you a latte dad
-I can’t even espresso how much.”

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