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Dad puns in 2025

I told my dad how much he means to me.
– It was a pretty big dill.

Lettuce give thanks for you today!

If the world had S’more dads like you, it would be sweet.

Why do dads who golf always take an extra pair of socks?
– In case they get a hole in one!

Your dad yolks crack me up.

You hold the rarest and highest steak in my life, dad.

I love you, just in queso you didn’t know

You’re dad to the bone.

 You are a tea-riffic dad.

You meet all of the koala-fications

Have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.

I donut know what I’d do without you.

I started a sailboat building business in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.

I’m nacho average dad.

 Being a great dad is whisky business, but you did it well.

This might sound cheesy but you’ve got a pizza my heart!

You’re the punniest dad I know.

You are the dad to the bone.

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