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Dance puns in 2024

Even snowmen can have a dance, every year, at the snow ball.

Fortune tellers all flock to the crystal ball when they have had a real good day and just want a place to dance.

Why don’t ghosts like parties?
– They have nobody to dance with.

What cities do dancers like visiting the most?
– San Fran-Disco.

Detectives and journalists make great dancers, they know how to follow difficult leads!

My mother’s favourite dance is the mum-bo!

Dancing may be good for your soul, but at times can be harsh on your soles.

My horse is a rubbish dancer.
– I think he’s got two left feet.

Why do skeletons always refuse to dance?
– Because they have no-body.

You can even make a cow dance if you play the right moo-sic!

What did the male dancer say when his twins were born?
– I’m a pas de deux!

Dancing is good for your soul, but not for your soles.

Ballroom rumors always spread through the grapevine.

What’s a ballerina’s favorite number?
– Two-two!

Why is it so easy to talk to ballet dancers?
– They always get right to the pointe!

What happened to the lady who was addicted to line dancing?

– She joined a two-step program.

Swine Lake is arguably the most favorite of a pig’s ballet.

Reading a book about a short ballerina.
– The girl with the dragging tutu.

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