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Dentist puns in 2025

My dentist has a picture of her favorite animal on her desk. It’s the picture of a molar bear.

In Panama, dental care is called a route canal.

The dentist put braces on his patient as a stop-gap measure.

Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).

I went to my dentist because my tooth was hurting. Although, my cavity wasn’t really fixed by my regular doctor. A guy that was filling in for him did the work.

Don’t disrespect an old-fashioned dentist, they’ll tell you to wash your mouth out with soap.

Dentists practice by going through many drills.

I know of may dentists who have needed hearing aids in their later years possibly due to work related noise damage.
I was wondering if anyone may have suggestions for ear protection that works for them. I have been searching for comfortable earbuds with noise cancellation but would appreciate suggestions. Thanks!

My dentist recently won the dentist of the year title. He received a little plaque as the prize.

I once heard about a dentist who planted a big garden. A few weeks later he was seen to be picking his teeth.

There was a dentist who was convicted of incisor trading.

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque

The other day the computer decided to go to his dentist. It was probably because he had bluetooth.

My dentist put all caps on my teeth. Now I can’t stop shouting!

Dental care in Panama is called a route canal.

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back

The Pharaoh decided to visit his dentist the other day. That’s because Egypt his tooth.

Dentists love when their patients play Fornite, a great way to get the kids flossing!

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