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Dentist puns in 2025

They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear

Whenever I have any problem, hearing them my dentist gives the best advice. I call this talent his fill-ossophy.

That dentist was terrible – He really needs to brush up on his skills!

My dentist seems distracted, I think he was brushing me off.

My friend is a dentist. Once we met up and decided to watch a movie. When I asked what his favorite movie was, he said it was “Plaque to the Future”.

What comes between 1st and 3rd in dentistry school?
– 2th!

I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear

Once, I was living with a marching band member and I noticed that she used to brush her teeth with a tuba toothpaste.

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room? I’ll fill you in when I get back.

The dentist’s alibi was full of holes, so the police performed a cavity search.

Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal

My dentist always frees his schedule on his favorite time of day. When I wanted to know the time, he said it was tooth-hurty.

Dentists make the best witnesses because they always tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

An orthodontist was found dead, killed with a hatchet. However, no one was arrested as the death was declared axe-idental.

A guru went to the dentist one day but refused any painkillers. It’s probably because he rather wished to transcend dental medication.

Don’t argue with a dentist, they’ll start getting mouthy!

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