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Dentist puns in 2025

My dentist doesn’t really like tea. So I just call him Denis. He wasn’t really abcess-ed with it.

I went to my dentist yesterday and she told me that I don’t floss enough. I took her advice and started taking dance classes

I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.

Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers

A judge went to his dentist because he had a damaged tooth and had to get it out. Before the dentist started, the judge said, “Do you swear you’ll pull the tooth, the entire tooth, nothing but the tooth?”

My dentist removed the wrong tooth. It was acci-dental.

For the orthodontist visit, the boy had to brace himself.

Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself

I’d a friend when I was a kid who’s become a dentist by now. When we used to play together, his favorite game was always Caps and robbers.

When two students get together it’s young love, but when two dentistry students get together it’s tongue love!

Going to the dentist can be very full filling.

An orthodontist went to the theme park and rode on a roller coaster. He braced himself before the ride started.

What award did the dentist win? A little plaque.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
A: Denis.

My dentist likes potatoes a lot. When I went and asked him about it, he said it’s because they’re very filling.

I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.

I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.

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