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Dentist puns in 2024

I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

A dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.

Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.

We went to the zoo the other day and saw a bear that had no teeth. My sister and I called it the gummy bear.

My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?” I told him I drink it.

A dentist has to tell a patient the whole tooth.

What did I get for being the best dentist?
– A little plaque

The other day I left a comb of mine at the dentist’s place. I guess now it’s become a fine-toothed comb.

Dentists aren’t easily offended, they always manage to brush it off!

A dentist with a toothache could have a bad impact on his patients.

When I went to my dentist, she asked me whether I had any sensitive toothpaste at home. I said I didn’t know because my toothpaste and I don’t really talk about our feelings with each other.

I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.

Dentists have their own flossify on how to keep teeth clean.

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back

A computer went to the dentist one day. He was a little nervous but the doctor consoled him by saying, “don’t worry, it won’t hurt a byte”.

My dentist has a TV in the exam room. I go there to Netflix and drill.

Dentists on death fill their last cavity.

My favorite ever is a plaque hanging on the wall that says ‘This could have been prevented by brushing.’

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