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Dentist puns in 2025

Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
A: Denis.

My dentist likes potatoes a lot. When I went and asked him about it, he said it’s because they’re very filling.

I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.

I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.

Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?
A: Because they are so filling.

All the dentists move to one particular place when they all retire. They all go to Fluorida.

It’s no surprise that dentists are sad, they’re always down in the mouth!

Dentists don’t like a hard day at the orifice.

The Queen got her tooth chipped the other day. So she decided to go to her dentist to treat herself a new crown.

What do dentists call the x-rays they take of patients’ teeth? Tooth pics.

I’ve been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.

Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won’t hurt a byte

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