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Dentist puns in 2025

I’m new to this sub and am just looking for some advice.
Just scrolling through has been very helpful, like watching out for a cross bite so they don’t bite themselves or smoothing out the wax try when you’re done to make it look better.
What’s the job switch like?

My dentist doesn’t really like tea. So I just call him Denis. He wasn’t really abcess-ed with it.

I went to my dentist yesterday and she told me that I don’t floss enough. I took her advice and started taking dance classes

I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.

Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers

A judge went to his dentist because he had a damaged tooth and had to get it out. Before the dentist started, the judge said, “Do you swear you’ll pull the tooth, the entire tooth, nothing but the tooth?”

My dentist removed the wrong tooth. It was acci-dental.

For the orthodontist visit, the boy had to brace himself.

Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself

I’d a friend when I was a kid who’s become a dentist by now. When we used to play together, his favorite game was always Caps and robbers.

When two students get together it’s young love, but when two dentistry students get together it’s tongue love!

Going to the dentist can be very full filling.

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