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Dessert puns in 2025

I am not fond of liquid desserts. Something seems off-pudding about them.

My heart beets when I think of you.

I am berry excited to spend my life with you.

No need to have Breyer’s remorse after buying ice cream

Dessert is calling me; I must go.

Will do anything just for dessert. Yup, even trample children.

Treat yourself today.

When the courts tried to ban a certain kind of ice cream, the other ice creams started a riot as it seemed un-cone-stitutional.

I had to fight a man over a multi-layered cake.
He was not a person to be trifled with.

A pudding made out of spoiled milk can be quite off-pudding.

You look absolutely radishing.

Hugs and quiches.

Lately I’ve been feeling so cool, top to the bottom, just cool” – Jonas Brothers, “Cool”

Keep calm and eat dessert.

Follow your hunger.

A birthday cake that is as hard as a rock is a marble cake.

This pumpkin pie is absolutely gourdgeous.

The donut went to a therapist
– because he was filling empty inside.

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