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Dinosaur puns in 2025

Why was the dinosaur protective of his home?
-He was just being pterotorial.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
-Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

What did they call sunrise in prehistoric times?
-Meglodawn.

Have a dino-mite birthday

What would happen if a 100-ton Brachiosaurus stepped on you?
-You’d be deeply impressed.

And what do you call a baby dinosaur?
-A Wee-Rex!

Trying to put dinosaur skeletons back together must be a mammoth task.

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
-Jurassic Pork!

What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
-A tyranno-chorus.

What are you going to wear today?
-Tee, Rex.

Where do dinosaurs go shopping?
-The dino-store!

Why was the teenage dinosaur so moody?
-ROARmones.

Do you want that gift raptor not?

How do you know if there’s a stegosaurus in your refrigerator?
-The door won’t close.

What do dinosaurs do on the Fourth of July?
-Play with dino-mite!

What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
-A philosiraptor.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
-A thesaurus!

What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?
-A Toys-‘R-Us.

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