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Dinosaur puns in 2025

Do you want that gift raptor not?

How do you know if there’s a stegosaurus in your refrigerator?
-The door won’t close.

What do dinosaurs do on the Fourth of July?
-Play with dino-mite!

What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
-A philosiraptor.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
-A thesaurus!

What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?
-A Toys-‘R-Us.

What part of Canada does a dinosaur like the most?
-The Northwest Pterotories.

I’m not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun, I feel ptero-bill.

Where did the dinosaur clown get a job?
-At the carnivore.

 It’s a mammoth task!

My pupil asked which writer wrote the best dinosaur stories.
– I said he should try Sarah Topps.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
-Because the P is silent!

How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?
-Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.

How do you invite a dinosaur to the coffee shop?
-Tea, Rex?

What is a boat full of dinosaurs that crashed to the shore called?
-A ship rex.

Do you think he saurus (saw us)?

What do you call a character of a dinosaur that is only in someone’s imagination?
-A ficticeous dinosaur.

 I dino what to tell ya.

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