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Dinosaur puns in 2024

What do you call it when a dinossaur has a car accident?
-A tyrannosaurus wreck!

A sight for saur eyes.

Why did the dinosaur have a full intension to meet a lofty goal in a certain timeframe?
-He’s very ambiceous.

What do you call twin dinosaurs?
-Pair-odactyls!

What’s a sailor’s favorite dinosaur?
-The mast-odon.

I dino what to tell ya.

Why was the dinosaur feeling self-conscious around his wife?
-He has reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a T.Rex who can’t accept defeat?
-A saur loser.

What do you call a polite Dinosaur?
-A Pleaseyosaur

What do you call a dinosaur fart?
-An exstinktion!

What is the scariest type of dinosaur?
-A Terror-dactyl.

Sticks out like a saur thumb.

Why does this guy dinosaur have a thing for girl dinosaurs that are on the thicker side?
-Because he likes them to be curvaceous.

What do you say when a dinosaur crashes its car?
-Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
-Because it was an early bird.

Here is your dinosaur toy! Would you like it gift raptor not?

What do you call a dinosaur who sports a cowboy hat and boots?
-Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Can you do it?
-You bet Jurassican.

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