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Dinosaur puns in 2025

How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?
-Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.

How do you invite a dinosaur to the coffee shop?
-Tea, Rex?

What is a boat full of dinosaurs that crashed to the shore called?
-A ship rex.

Do you think he saurus (saw us)?

What do you call a character of a dinosaur that is only in someone’s imagination?
-A ficticeous dinosaur.

 I dino what to tell ya.

How did the triceratops speed up his computer?
-He gave it a good RAM.

Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

Our local museum has opened a brand new dinosaur exhibit.
-I don’t know if it will be popular or not. That remains to be seen.

Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?
-I dino what to tell you, but probably not.

What dinosaur can’t you hear go to the bathroom?
-All of them, they’re all dead.

What do you call a dinosaur who won’t stop rambling?
-A dino-bore!

What do you call it when a dinossaur has a car accident?
-A tyrannosaurus wreck!

A sight for saur eyes.

Why did the dinosaur have a full intension to meet a lofty goal in a certain timeframe?
-He’s very ambiceous.

What do you call twin dinosaurs?
-Pair-odactyls!

What’s a sailor’s favorite dinosaur?
-The mast-odon.

I dino what to tell ya.

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