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Dinosaur puns in 2025

What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?
-Tyrannosaurus ex!

The thesaurus was the first dinosaur to become extinct, defunct, superseded, disappeared, exterminated, gone, deceased…

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
-Eye-saur!

What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?
-Mega-Sore-Ass.

Why was the dinosaur protective of his home?
-He was just being pterotorial.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
-Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

What did they call sunrise in prehistoric times?
-Meglodawn.

Have a dino-mite birthday

What would happen if a 100-ton Brachiosaurus stepped on you?
-You’d be deeply impressed.

And what do you call a baby dinosaur?
-A Wee-Rex!

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