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Disney puns in 2025

What take-away does Lightning McQueen order?
– Ka-Chow Mein

What does Donald Duck like to put on his nachos when he visits the Mexico pavilion in Epcot?
– Quacker-mole.

When I sip, you sip, we sip.

“The dreams that you wish will come true.” – Cinderella

“Cinderella is proof is that new shoes really do change your life.”

Hmm, it doesn’t ring a Belle.

Let’s bust a movie!

Take another beast of my heart

Everything tastes better when it’s Mickey-shaped!

“Get in the elephant, loser, we’re going flying.”

Minnie, Mickey, Gus Gus, and all the Disney mice love to play games, their favorite is hide and squeak.

Why was a magic broom in Fantasia always late?
– It over-swept.

If I crash, I want to Orlando in Disney World!

Good friends are Pooh and far between

“It’s not easy being a princess…but hey, if the slipper fits!”

It’s Thorsday, The Avengers favorite day of the week.

Let me off this ride, I’m feeling disney.

I’m Mulan it over

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