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Disney puns in 2025

“I didn’t even have to trade my voice to Ursula for a ticket here!”

What does Woody say whenever he visits a car showroom?
– Au-di partner!

What do Huey, Dewey, and Louie have before bed?
– Milk and quackers.

When you wish upon a bar…

I got you, Hook, line, and sinker!

“There’s nothing more magical than this.”

Ariel loves toast for breakfast, she spreads it with merma-lade.

In a Walt-ernate universe, I’m always at Disney

Mufasa! I want to go on another ride.

“Some people are worth melting for.” – Frozen

“You had me at Disney.”

Did you hear about Mickey’s favorite road trip destination?
– It’s Minnie-sota.

What did Ariel excel at when she was at school?
– Algae-bra.

Cali me crazy, but I love Disneyland

The Frozen one.

Smiling from (Mickey) ear to ear.

Why did Woody buy Bulls Eye some cough medicine?
– Because he was so horse.

The Disney Ducks are early risers, Donald and Daisy wake at the quack of dawn.

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