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Disney puns in 2025

Did you hear about Nemo’s adventures when he went in to battle?
– He got caught behind anemone lines.

Where do Tarzan and friends shop?
– The jungle sales.

What do you call someone who loves food? An Epcot-cure.

“Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, dreams are forever.” – Walt Disney

“I’m always ready for a fairytale.”

Did you know cows like a Disney movie or two, Their best watch was Moo-lan.

I’m bringing down the mouse

Is this life or is this Fantasia?

“It’s a jolly holiday with you!” -Mary Poppins

“You like my ears? Gee thanks, just bought ’em.”

When does Mickey Mouse hang up next years calendar?
– New Ears Eve.

Donald duck is a big music fan. His favorite band is Huey, Duey, Lewis and the News.

Did you hear about the couple that broke up at Disney World? Luckily, the split was a-Mickey-able.

That’s Cruella and unusual punishment

“No sleep until midnight.”

Where do the Monsters Inc gang like to go for a drink?
– The Mile Kowals-tea shop.

Baloo, Bagheera, and friends are all ready for Christmas, the decorations are up and they’ve been practicing Jungle Bells.

Conquering the world — one drink at a time.

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