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Disney puns in 2024

Why did Woody buy Bulls Eye some cough medicine?
– Because he was so horse.

The Disney Ducks are early risers, Donald and Daisy wake at the quack of dawn.

I drink I love Epcot.

“It all started with a mouse.” – Walt Disney

“Find me on Main Street anytime.”

What does grumpy always ask Snow White for when she gathers fruit?
– Sour grapes.

I’m gonna get my Minnie‘s worth today!

You’ve Nala-‘d it!

“[This day is] practically perfect in every way.” – Mary Poppins

“Everything tastes better when it’s shaped like Mickey.”

Whenever Mickey steps out to perform, him and his friends bring the ‘mouse’ down.

What did Snow White say when waiting for her photos to be printed?
– One day my prints will come.

Call me Daisy, but this is the most magical place on Earth!

You’ve done a maleficent job

“Every princess needs a castle.”

Did you hear about Nemo’s adventures when he went in to battle?
– He got caught behind anemone lines.

Where do Tarzan and friends shop?
– The jungle sales.

What do you call someone who loves food? An Epcot-cure.

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