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Disney puns in 2024

Want an Avenger you can trust?
– Call on the Credible-Hulk.

I love Disney too much — it’s my biggest Walt

We’ve got a Scar to settle

“When you wish upon a star your dreams come true.” – Jiminy Cricket

“You mer-maid my day!”

How does Mickey feel when he’s having a down day?
– Mous-erable.

If your name is Ariel, I really think we’re mer-maid for each other.

Anaheim-ing a good time!

Nothing Elsa matters but Disney

Has anyone seen my glass slipper?

“I didn’t even have to trade my voice to Ursula for a ticket here!”

What does Woody say whenever he visits a car showroom?
– Au-di partner!

What do Huey, Dewey, and Louie have before bed?
– Milk and quackers.

When you wish upon a bar…

I got you, Hook, line, and sinker!

“There’s nothing more magical than this.”

Ariel loves toast for breakfast, she spreads it with merma-lade.

In a Walt-ernate universe, I’m always at Disney

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