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Disney puns in 2025

“The most fantastic, magical things can happen, and it all starts with a wish.” – Jiminy Cricket

“Dinglehopper hair, don’t care.”

What is Mickey Mouses’ favorite dessert?
– Mice-cream.

What do Ariel and her under the sea friends sing at Christmas?
– Christmas corals.

You can Burbank on it.

You’ve mer-maid my day!

Oh Mickey, you so fine!

“I might feel a little weird about eating Mickey’s face, but it does taste good!”

It’s your birthday, Minnie Happy Return

Hello pirates, it’s Smee!

Globe big or go home

Hello, is it Smee you’re looking for?

“It truly is the happiest place on earth.”

Want an Avenger you can trust?
– Call on the Credible-Hulk.

I love Disney too much — it’s my biggest Walt

We’ve got a Scar to settle

“When you wish upon a star your dreams come true.” – Jiminy Cricket

“You mer-maid my day!”

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