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Doctor puns in 2024

My doctor advised me to kill people.
– Not in such words of course,
– he just said that I must diminish the amount of stress in my life.

Apple has been developing a new medical device…
– Its called the iHurt

What is the medical name for owning too many dogs?
– A roverdose.

The new doctor is a real people person, have you met the Dr Hugh Manatee?

A woman says to the dentist “I don’t know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby.”
– The dentist says “Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!”

I have a medical journal joke
– But it’s still under review

What did the math book say to the psychologist?
– “Would you like to hear my problems?”

Why did the clown go to the doctors?
– Because he was feeling funny

What did the doctor say to the pack of cards?
– I’ll deal with you later.

My doctors office has two doctors on call at all times.
Is that considered a pair a docs.

I recently found out the medical name for Viagra
– Mycoxaflopin

What is a dentist’s office?…
– A filling station.

What do you give a sick lemon?
– Lemonaid.

The medical examiners were told to reduce their spending, so they had to cut coroners.

What did one leg say to the other leg on valentines day?
– I kneed you.

Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Me: “And?”

What medical condition were pirates prone to?
– Restless peg syndrome.

What do you call a fish with a medical degree?
– A sturgeon.

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