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Doctor puns in 2025

You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.

I’ve just learnt the medical name for viagra.
– Mycoxafloppin.

A boy asked a doctor why he felt like a pony,
– the doctor said it’s because you’re a little hoarse.

What do you call a medical operation to see inside an ocean?
– A biop-sea.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life.
– He was right—I feel ten years older already

Where do sick boats go to get healthy?
– To the dock!

What’s the difference between God and a Doctor?
– God knows he’s not a Doctor

Why did the pillow go to the doctors?
– They felt a bit stuffy.

Where did the boat go to sleep?
– The doc.

patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

I just learnt the medical name for Viagra
– Mycoxaflopin

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso

Why did the banana go to the doctors?
– Because he wasn’t peeling well!

The best dermatologists start their careers from scratch.

What is it called when you can’t sleep but eat all night instead?
– Insomnomnomnia

What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
– A lip reader.

Why was the duck sued for medical malpractice?
– He was a quack.

How do you cure a sick bird?
– With tweetment.

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