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Dog puns in 2025

I had completely fur-gotten to brush his coat.

He has to constantly call her to check in. She has him on a short leash.

It’s raining cats and dogs. That’s fine, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.

The squirrel in the backyard made the dog go mutts.

What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!

We just got pawsession of a new dog.

Feeding grapes to your dog can kill them. We’re raisin’ some awareness for this paws.

The dog was so artistic, it liked to Labradoodle in its notebook.

 The dog’s bones will Rottweiler spirit will live on.

We should make a small Dalmation to the canine charity.

What did the dogcatcher sing to the stray? “You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”

Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.

The pugkin latte is my dog’s favorite drink in the fall.

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. One of my canines is loose.

You have to be careful after it rains cats and dogs and make sure you don’t step in a Poodle.

Trying to train my dog was a Mastiff waste of time.

The dog’s breakfast was pure bread.
– he sure loved his carbs!

The dog is from Colliefornia.

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