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Donut puns in 2025

What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.

What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student? The creme of the crop.

I get the same flavor everyday, I just think I’m stuck in
a bit if a do-rut!

I donut care

What did the donut say to the Munchkin?
You complete me!

Donut be jelly.

You’re so sweet and hole-some

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Wi’jam in.

Donut judge me.

Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!

What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.

I donut care what you think, I am having another donut!

I donut what I’d do without you

What’s a basketball player’s favorite donut shop?
Dunkin’ Donuts.

Glazed and confused.

You’ve really got a hole on me

What did an angry donut say to his wife? Donut talk to
me.

Donut mind if I do.

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