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Donut puns in 2025

The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.” The customer agreed, ‘it must be double glazing.’

Do or donut, there is no try.

Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds

Warning! Donuts will make your clothes shrink.

You’re driving me donuts!

Donut give up, just do your best.

Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.

Donuts are happiness with sprinkles on top.

Hole-y Moley!

What kind of donuts can fly? The plain ones.

Donut disturb.

What do you call uncivilized donuts?
Bavarians.

Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!

My favorite dinosaur is a diplo-donut.

Do or donut, there is no try.

Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland? They thought it would be fun for the hole family.

Donut give up.

Hole me closer, tiny donut

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