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Donut puns in 2024

Drunkin Grownups

Where was the first donut cooked? In Greece.

Eat more hole foods.

Donut worry about a thing.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling.

What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.

All the sprinkle ladies, all the sprinkle ladies (oh oh oh etc!)

You are such a weirddo(nut)

What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.

You drive me glazy.

I go nuts for donuts

What do do-nuts wear to weddings? Tuxedoughs!

It’s your birthday; let’s donuts!

Oh Donut Even.

Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!

Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.

Donuts remind me of golfing, there’s a hole in one!

You donut how much I love you

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