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Donut puns in 2025

I donut what I’d do without you

What’s a basketball player’s favorite donut shop?
Dunkin’ Donuts.

Glazed and confused.

You’ve really got a hole on me

What did an angry donut say to his wife? Donut talk to
me.

Donut mind if I do.

Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.

What do you call it when you order the same donut every day? A do-rut!

What a beautiful bou-glaze of flowers.

The hard work was all for do-naught

What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.

Let’s go glazy.

Drunkin Grownups

Where was the first donut cooked? In Greece.

Eat more hole foods.

Donut worry about a thing.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling.

What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.

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