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Donut puns in 2025

Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.

What do you call it when you order the same donut every day? A do-rut!

What a beautiful bou-glaze of flowers.

The hard work was all for do-naught

What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.

Let’s go glazy.

Drunkin Grownups

Where was the first donut cooked? In Greece.

Eat more hole foods.

Donut worry about a thing.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling.

What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.

All the sprinkle ladies, all the sprinkle ladies (oh oh oh etc!)

You are such a weirddo(nut)

What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.

You drive me glazy.

I go nuts for donuts

What do do-nuts wear to weddings? Tuxedoughs!

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