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Donut puns in 2025

What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!

What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!

Hole me closer, tiny donut.

Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!

What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”

Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!

Eat more hole foods.

The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.” The customer agreed, ‘it must be double glazing.’

Do or donut, there is no try.

Don’t be an a-hole

Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds

Warning! Donuts will make your clothes shrink.

You’re driving me donuts!

Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.

Donuts are happiness with sprinkles on top.

Donut give up, just do your best.

What kind of donuts can fly? The plain ones.

Donut disturb.

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