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Donut puns in 2024

Donut disturb.

What do you call uncivilized donuts?
Bavarians.

Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!

My favorite dinosaur is a diplo-donut.

Do or donut, there is no try.

Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland? They thought it would be fun for the hole family.

Donut give up.

Hole me closer, tiny donut

What’s the National Donut Day theme song? ‘ Donut stop Believing.

Donut enter.

I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.

Which nut has a hole in it?
A donut.

It’s your birthday, let’s donuts!

Donut worry, be happy

What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”

Donut kill my vibe.

I love you a hole lot

When do bakers stop making donuts? When they get
tired of the hole thing.

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