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Donut puns in 2025

It’s your birthday; let’s donuts!

Oh Donut Even.

Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!

Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.

Donuts remind me of golfing, there’s a hole in one!

You donut how much I love you

I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.

Hold me closer, tiny donut.

I’m (do)nuts about you

Why do donuts hate puns so much? They donut like
to joke around!

Donut underestimate the power of baked goods.

You’re A-Dough-Rable

What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.

How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.

Thank goodness its Fri-dough.

You donut how much you mean to me

Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.

You’ve really got a hole on me.

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