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Dragon puns in 2024

Why can’t dragons play ice hockey?
– If they breathe fire, the ice melts.

You think birds are scary?
– Imagine Dragons.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?
– A: FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON DRAGONBALL Z!

Why did the dragon hate to fight knights and swordsmen?
– He was tired of tinned food.

Why do dragons always sleep during the day?
– They fight knights.

What type of stories and folktales are dragons famous for?
– Long tales.

Why was the dragon wearing green sneakers?
– Her red ones were in the wash.

A dragon would never explode
– But a dino might

Why are dragons so good at rapping?-
– Because they’re always spitting fire.

What did the cat say to the dragon?
– “Meow!”

What’s big and scaley and bounces?
– A dragon on a trampoline

What is a dragon’s favorite food?
– Swiss Charred.

Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?-
– It’ll melt your heart.

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb?
– Zero. They don’t have thumbs to change light bulbs, but they’re great at lighting candles.

Why was the dragon always invited to barbecue Sundays?
– So he could fire up the grill

Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players?
– They do it for the experience.

What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight?
– One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

What will eat more than a dragon?
– Two dragons.

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