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Dragon puns in 2025

Why did the chef feed the dragon spicy salsa?
– She needed to barbeque some chicken.

Why did the dragon breathe on a map of the earth?
– Because he wanted to set the world on fire.

Why do dragons sleep all day?
– So they can fight knights!

Do you know why the Reddit Dragon is yellow?-
– It’s got bananas for scales

What was the dragon doing on the motorway?
– About 30 miles per hour.

What time is it when a dragon decides to sit on your car?
– Time to get a new car!

Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
– Because the early beard gets the worm

What’s the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
– One is eight nights while the other ate knights.

Which hockey team do dragons support?
– The Red Wings.

How do dragons make holiday plans?
– They don’t, they just wing it.

How can you tell how much a dragon weighs?
– Well, they come with scales.

Two dragons walk into a bar. One says to the other “It’s hot in here” The other replies “shut your mouth”

What’s a dragons favorite snack?
– Fire crackers

I have an amazing joke about Dragon Ball Z.-
– Find out tomorrow on R/jokes!

Why are dragons so good at rapping?
– Because they always spit great fire.

Why did the dragon hate to fight knights and swordsmen?
– He was tired of tinned food.

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
– It wasn’t a great day at the zoo.

Do you like pop music, like Imagine Dragons?-
– Well imagine dragon these nuts across your chin.

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