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Dragon puns in 2025

Why were dragons called rappers during ancient times?
– Because they used to spit fire.

Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
– He couldn’t yet spit hot fire.

How do dragon-type Pokemon solve their disputes?-
– They let bagons be bagons

What time is it when a dragon decides to sit on your car?
– Time to get a new car!

Why are dragons such good storytellers?
– They tell great tales.

What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?
– A fire alarm

What’s the difference between a musical choir of angels and a flight of dragons?
– The horn section.

How do you milk a Dragon?
– By making 3 movies and a couple TV series about it.

Many Chinese restaurants have names like, Golden Palace, Golden Lotus, Golden Dragon…
– But mine is named after my favourite dish, Golden Retriever.

What’s the difference between a musical choir of angels and a flight of dragons?
– The horn section.

What eats more tacos than one dragon?
– Two dragons

How do you get dragon milk?
– Find a cow with no back legs

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
– 1, but it’s gonna take about 5 episodes.

What type of stories and folktales are dragons famous for?
– Long tales.

A dragon sees two knights and sighs. He says to his dragon friend, “I’m so bored of tinned food.”

Why do dragons sleep during the day?
– So they can fight knights!

Where did knights learn to kill dragons?
– At knight school!

Playing as a Monk in Dungeons & Dragons isn’t so hard.
– You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.

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