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Dragon puns in 2024

Many Chinese restaurants have names like, Golden Palace, Golden Lotus, Golden Dragon…
– But mine is named after my favourite dish, Golden Retriever.

What’s the difference between a musical choir of angels and a flight of dragons?
– The horn section.

What eats more tacos than one dragon?
– Two dragons

How do you get dragon milk?
– Find a cow with no back legs

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
– 1, but it’s gonna take about 5 episodes.

What type of stories and folktales are dragons famous for?
– Long tales.

A dragon sees two knights and sighs. He says to his dragon friend, “I’m so bored of tinned food.”

Why do dragons sleep during the day?
– So they can fight knights!

Where did knights learn to kill dragons?
– At knight school!

Playing as a Monk in Dungeons & Dragons isn’t so hard.
– You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.

What’s the most common reptile found in your toilet?-
– Commodo dragon…

Why was the dragon always invited to barbecue Sundays?
– So he could fire up the grill!

What do you get when you cross a dragon with a unicorn?
– A magical dragicorn.

How do dragons make holiday plans?
– They don’t, they just wing it.

What do you call Dragon with no silver?
– A dron

The birthday dragon tried to blow the candles for the 254th time.
– Btw the party was on fire. We had a blast.

Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players?-
– They do it for the Experience.

Why are dragons so wrinkled? Well, have you ever tried to iron one?

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