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Dragon puns in 2024

What’s the difference between a mini-van and a dragon?
– Mini vans only have one horn.

What do you call a dragon who is fantastic at juggling?
– Talon-ted.

What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine’s Day?
– Third degree burns on your lips.

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb?
– Zero. They don’t have thumbs to change light bulbs, but they’re great at lighting candles.

Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England…
… guess you could say he sleighed it

This Zamboni operator skidded out of control into our Dungeons & Dragons meeting-
– Why he be all slidin into my DMs

What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?
– A fire alarm.

What’s the most stressful thing about being a dragon?
– Trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.

A dragon would never explode. But a dino might

What happens when a dragon gets bored of strip steaks?
– Flaming Yawn

If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would’ve named her biggest dragon?
– Moron.

What sport do dragons end up playing when they try to play hockey?
– Water polo.

What do you get when you cross a dragon with a smelly skunk?
– I have no idea, but please don’t make it angry.

How do you kill the ender dragon You ender

Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Crew Dragon rocket
– I guess the real joke will be in the comets.

Why doesn’t the Ender Dragon understand the book?
– Because he always starts at the end.

What do the best dancing dragons train to compete in?
– A talon show.

What do you do with a green dragon?
– Wait until it ripens!

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