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Dragon puns in 2025

What day do dragons eat the most on?
– Happy Chewsday.

What do you call a dragon who is fantastic at juggling?
– Talon-ted.

What’s the difference between a dragon and a piece of paper?
– For starters, you can’t make a paper airplane out of a dragon.

Two dragons walk into a bar.
– The first one says, “It sure is hot in here.”
– His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!”

I was reading a story about dragons the other day –
– It just seemed to DRAG ON and on

What’s big, scaly and bounces?
– A dragon on a trampoline.

Why are dragons good storytellers?
– They all have tails.

Why are dragons so wrinkly?
– Well, have you ever tried ironing one?

What’s a tired dragon’s favorite steak?
– Flaming yawn

What’s the most annoying thing for dragons on their birthday?
– Blowing out the candles on their birthday cake.

Who’s there?
– Thumping.

What do the best dancing dragons train to compete in?
– A talon show.

How did the female dragon win the beauty contest?
– She was the beast of the show!

What do you get when you cross a dragon with a unicorn?
– A magical dragicorn.

Why do dragons make good accountants?
– The economies of scale

What sounds do you hear when dragons decide to use black pepper?
– The sounds of a fire alarm.

What did the dragon say after receiving a gift for his birthday?
– Fangs a lot!

What does a dragon eat for a snack?
– Firecrackers

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