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Dragon puns in 2025

Why are dragons so good at rapping?
– Because they are spitting fire

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How do you get dragon milk?-
– Find a cow with no back legs

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Which side of a dragon has the most scales?
– The outside!

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Why did the chef feed the dragon spicy salsa?
– She needed to barbeque some chicken.

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Why did the dragon breathe on a map of the earth?
– Because he wanted to set the world on fire.

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Why do dragons sleep all day?
– So they can fight knights!

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Do you know why the Reddit Dragon is yellow?-
– It’s got bananas for scales

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What was the dragon doing on the motorway?
– About 30 miles per hour.

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What time is it when a dragon decides to sit on your car?
– Time to get a new car!

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Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
– Because the early beard gets the worm

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What’s the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
– One is eight nights while the other ate knights.

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Which hockey team do dragons support?
– The Red Wings.

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How do dragons make holiday plans?
– They don’t, they just wing it.

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How can you tell how much a dragon weighs?
– Well, they come with scales.

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Two dragons walk into a bar. One says to the other “It’s hot in here” The other replies “shut your mouth”

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What’s a dragons favorite snack?
– Fire crackers

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I have an amazing joke about Dragon Ball Z.-
– Find out tomorrow on R/jokes!

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Why are dragons so good at rapping?
– Because they always spit great fire.

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