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Dragon puns in 2024

Which hockey team do dragons support?
– The Red Wings.

How do dragons make holiday plans?
– They don’t, they just wing it.

How can you tell how much a dragon weighs?
– Well, they come with scales.

Two dragons walk into a bar. One says to the other “It’s hot in here” The other replies “shut your mouth”

What’s a dragons favorite snack?
– Fire crackers

I have an amazing joke about Dragon Ball Z.-
– Find out tomorrow on R/jokes!

Why are dragons so good at rapping?
– Because they always spit great fire.

Why did the dragon hate to fight knights and swordsmen?
– He was tired of tinned food.

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
– It wasn’t a great day at the zoo.

Do you like pop music, like Imagine Dragons?-
– Well imagine dragon these nuts across your chin.

What joke will make dragons giggle?
– They tell people jokes.

Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
– Because the early beard gets the worm

Why do dragons make good accountants?
– The economies of scale

Why do dragons like knights?
– The come with their own pans.

What’s the difference between a mini-van and a dragon?
– Mini vans only have one horn.

What do you call a dragon who is fantastic at juggling?
– Talon-ted.

What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine’s Day?
– Third degree burns on your lips.

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb?
– Zero. They don’t have thumbs to change light bulbs, but they’re great at lighting candles.

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