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Dragon puns in 2025

It was my pet dragon’s birthday today-
– We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out.

What has four legs, four wings, and a tail?
– A dragon with spare parts.

How do you ruin a dragon’s birthday party?
– Tell him to blow out the candles on his cake.

What sport do dragons end up playing when they try to play hockey?
– Water polo.

Why were dragons called rappers during ancient times?
– Because they used to spit fire.

Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?-
– He couldn’t yet spit hot fire

What do you get when you cross a dragon with a smelly skunk?
– We don’t know, but please don’t make it angry!

Why can’t dragons play ice hockey?
– If they breathe fire, the ice melts.

You think birds are scary?
– Imagine Dragons.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?
– A: FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON DRAGONBALL Z!

Why did the dragon hate to fight knights and swordsmen?
– He was tired of tinned food.

Why do dragons always sleep during the day?
– They fight knights.

What type of stories and folktales are dragons famous for?
– Long tales.

Why was the dragon wearing green sneakers?
– Her red ones were in the wash.

A dragon would never explode
– But a dino might

Why are dragons so good at rapping?-
– Because they’re always spitting fire.

What did the cat say to the dragon?
– “Meow!”

What’s big and scaley and bounces?
– A dragon on a trampoline

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