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Duck puns in 2025

A cow and two ducks were really good friends, they were known as Milk and Quackers.

The duck usually says, “Quack Quack,” but the duck was having hiccups, so she was saying “Quick-Quick” instead!

The duck model was shooting a make-up tutorial, she was showing viewers how to wing it.

Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
-He was a quackhead.

The duck was declared out by the umpire in a baseball match because she did a fowl play.

Daddy duck was watching a film called ‘Lord Of The Wings’.

What’s a duck’s favorite TV show?
-The feather forecast.

The rubber duck was shocked when she saw another rubber duck walking out of a beautician’s clinic and exclaimed, “I don’t believe you got plastic surgery done. “

What do ducks get after they eat?
-A bill.

What’s the difference between a duck?
-One of the legs is both the same.

The duck dropped some dishes and apologized, saying, ” I’m so sorry, I hope I didn’t quack any. “

 At a high profile civil suit, the duck lawyer in charge of defence said, ” Ma-llard these ducks are not at fault. “

What do you call a duck with fangs?
-Count Duckula.

The Buddhist duck visited the mo-nest-ry every day.

The mallards consulted the duck-tionary as they couldn’t get quacks.

What do you call a duck with a drug problem?
-A quackhead.

The duck who lived on the 20th floor of the building wanted a pair of binoculars to get a bird’s eye view.

What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
-Quackers

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