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Duck puns in 2024

What do you call a cat that eats a duck?
-A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

The duck usually says, “Quack Quack,” but the duck was having hiccups, so she was saying “Quick-Quick” instead!

The duck model was shooting a make-up tutorial, she was showing viewers how to wing it.

Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
-He was a quackhead.

The duck was declared out by the umpire in a baseball match because she did a fowl play.

Daddy duck was watching a film called ‘Lord Of The Wings’.

What’s a duck’s favorite TV show?
-The feather forecast.

The rubber duck was shocked when she saw another rubber duck walking out of a beautician’s clinic and exclaimed, “I don’t believe you got plastic surgery done. “

What do ducks get after they eat?
-A bill.

What’s the difference between a duck?
-One of the legs is both the same.

The duck dropped some dishes and apologized, saying, ” I’m so sorry, I hope I didn’t quack any. “

 At a high profile civil suit, the duck lawyer in charge of defence said, ” Ma-llard these ducks are not at fault. “

What do you call a duck with fangs?
-Count Duckula.

The Buddhist duck visited the mo-nest-ry every day.

The mallards consulted the duck-tionary as they couldn’t get quacks.

What do you call a duck with a drug problem?
-A quackhead.

The duck who lived on the 20th floor of the building wanted a pair of binoculars to get a bird’s eye view.

What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
-Quackers

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