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Duck puns in 2025

If a flower was crossed with a duck, we would get Daisy Duck.

A duck walks in to a bar and says, “Give me a beer”.
-The bartender asks, “How are you going to pay for that?”

Ducks love surfing the internet; they use their webbed feet.

The duck-tective interrogated the victim ducks today, and they eventually quacked under pressure.

Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
-Because he quacked the case.

Why did the duck go to jail?
-He was selling quack.

The interviewer asked everyone whether they had heard about the duck who thought she was a squirrel; they replied, “Argh! That was a tough one to quack.”

Ducks are always trending on social media, they have a large fan follo-wing.

Did you hear about the duck who thought it was a squirrel?
– It was one tough nut to crack.

Ducks fly to the south because it’s difficult to waddle so far.

A duck who is never tired of quacking and always wants to quack is called Quack-more Duck.

A duck walks in to a bar and says, “Give me a beer”.The bartender asks, “How are you going to pay for that?”
-The duck says, “Just put in on my bill.”

 In a group of back-yard duck friends, one duck was left alone because she was said to have quack-itude.

The male duck wanted to become a rapper, so he made all his friends call him Drake!

What did the duck eat for snack?
-Salted Quackers.

What did the duck say when he dropped a dish?
-I hope it didn’t quack.

Some ducklings were playing hide and seek when the baby duck said, “beak-a-boo.”

All the drakes, mallards and ducks asked the waiter to get them quack-a-mole topping added to their nachos.

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