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Duck puns in 2025

What do ducks like to watch on TV?
-Duck-umentaries.

If a duck and an elf were crossed, you would be getting a Christmas quacker.

The duck mechanic offered to fix the computer as he is quite good at duck-nology and understands the web.

How do you get down off a horse?
-You don’t, you get down off a duck.

Two little ducks didn’t like their backpacks, so they were told to carry their school books in their quack packs instead!

Ducks love coffee; they love bre-wing it.

Where do sick ducks go?
-To the ducktor.

The duck’s favorite dance movie is ‘La La Land’, he said, “It’s poultry in motion.”

What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
-A wise quacker

What do you call a cat that eats a duck?
-A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

The duck usually says, “Quack Quack,” but the duck was having hiccups, so she was saying “Quick-Quick” instead!

The duck model was shooting a make-up tutorial, she was showing viewers how to wing it.

Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
-He was a quackhead.

The duck was declared out by the umpire in a baseball match because she did a fowl play.

Daddy duck was watching a film called ‘Lord Of The Wings’.

What’s a duck’s favorite TV show?
-The feather forecast.

The rubber duck was shocked when she saw another rubber duck walking out of a beautician’s clinic and exclaimed, “I don’t believe you got plastic surgery done. “

What do ducks get after they eat?
-A bill.

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