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Duck puns in 2025

Ducks are always trending on social media, they have a large fan follo-wing.

Did you hear about the duck who thought it was a squirrel?
– It was one tough nut to crack.

Ducks fly to the south because it’s difficult to waddle so far.

A duck who is never tired of quacking and always wants to quack is called Quack-more Duck.

A duck walks in to a bar and says, “Give me a beer”.The bartender asks, “How are you going to pay for that?”
-The duck says, “Just put in on my bill.”

 In a group of back-yard duck friends, one duck was left alone because she was said to have quack-itude.

The male duck wanted to become a rapper, so he made all his friends call him Drake!

What did the duck eat for snack?
-Salted Quackers.

What did the duck say when he dropped a dish?
-I hope it didn’t quack.

Some ducklings were playing hide and seek when the baby duck said, “beak-a-boo.”

All the drakes, mallards and ducks asked the waiter to get them quack-a-mole topping added to their nachos.

Why do some call duct tape “duck tape”?
– Because when it fweezes, it quacks.

Donald Duck became an undercover operator and became a duck-tective.

 If a duck pilot went to McDonald’s, he would introduce himself as Launchpad McQuack.

How do you get down from an elephant?
-You don’t. You get down from a duck.

A duck had her feathers broken, so her family doctor used duck-tape to fix her feathers.

The body conscious duck asked if she had gained some weight and her friend said, “You are as light as a feather.”

Why did the duck fall over?
-They tripped on a quack.

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