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Duck puns in 2024

What’s the difference between a duck?
-One of the legs is both the same.

The duck dropped some dishes and apologized, saying, ” I’m so sorry, I hope I didn’t quack any. “

 At a high profile civil suit, the duck lawyer in charge of defence said, ” Ma-llard these ducks are not at fault. “

What do you call a duck with fangs?
-Count Duckula.

The Buddhist duck visited the mo-nest-ry every day.

The mallards consulted the duck-tionary as they couldn’t get quacks.

What do you call a duck with a drug problem?
-A quackhead.

The duck who lived on the 20th floor of the building wanted a pair of binoculars to get a bird’s eye view.

What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
-Quackers

What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
-Quacks in the pavement.

 Some drakes were really pro-duck-tive, so a film crew decided to make duck-umentry on them.

What did the duck detective say to his partner?
-I hope we quack this case.

The poultry owner took their ducks to the duck-tor as they were sick.

It’s always the duck-est just before dawn.

Most people give ducks bread crumbs.
– I prefer to give them quackers.

 If a duck was crossed with a crocodile, it would make a quack-odile

Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
-Because they would quack up.

What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?
-One is a whiny toddler and the other is a tiny waddler.

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