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Duck puns in 2025

How do you change tires on a duck?
-With a quacker jack.

The poultry farm owner said, “My ducks are very sincere; they are really ho-nest.”

The robber ducky stole the soap, so she was arrested in a fowl case.

What is it called when the duck hits to ball the wrong way?
-A fowl.

My ducks are really good at saving because they have their bills under control.

What happens when a duck flies upside down?
-It quacks up

What do ducks like to watch on TV?
-Duck-umentaries.

If a duck and an elf were crossed, you would be getting a Christmas quacker.

The duck mechanic offered to fix the computer as he is quite good at duck-nology and understands the web.

How do you get down off a horse?
-You don’t, you get down off a duck.

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