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Duck puns in 2024

What do you get if you cross a duck with a box of fireworks?
-Firequackers.

 A duck went out to watch a movie, starring her favorite actress Duck-ota Johnson.

The drakes were in need of medication as they had an aci-duck stomach.

What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
-I hope I didn’t quack any.

A group of ducks planned to go out, so they were watching the news to get the feather forecast.

Ducks are such creatures
-Waddle I do without them?

What do you call a duck that steals?
-A robber ducky.

A set of six rubber ducks were packed in the box, and so they were called a box of quackers.

What says “Quick, Quick”?
-A duck with the hiccups

Two Scottish ducks are walking down the road when one says to the other, “Quack”.
-The other replies, “I’m going as quack as I can!”

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