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Egg puns in 2025

Time to hatch a plan to deal with this.

The Tyrannosaurus Rex would not take part in the egg hunts because he said he was always coming up a little short-handed.

The party last night was a shell of a time.

The hen-cyclopedia is the best place to get all your facts about chickens and their eggs.

That tiny egg says he was afraid of the dark because he thought that he saw an egg-stra terrestial.

You don’t want to make an egg laugh too hard, it’ll start cracking up.

If that chicken will lay her egg on the top of her barn you will then have an egg roll.

Chicken can stay fit and be very healthy because they eggxercise every day.

Egg-sactly

At least there’s shade?

Omelettin’ this slide

But not as much as we love bad puns.

Eskimos keep all of their chilled eggs inside of the egg-loo.

Eggs love eating all types of coffee, especially eggspresso.

That’s cracking

Egg-citing

The cracked eggs told the class, omelette smarter then he looks.

We crack ourselves up.

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