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Egg puns in 2025

The eggs never get good TV reception in the hen house because the channels are always scrambled.

 Imma let that slide…right onto my plate.

We’re egg-cited about these!

Egg-streme

That mischievous little egg is known as a little practical yolker.

You’re poaching my best yolks.

The lazy hen laid her egg on an axe because she was hoping to hatchet early.

When none of the hens produced eggs, the farmer had some real eggsplaining to do to his customers.

The runner is always scrambling for new egg jokes to tell his friends at school.

Eggs-aggerate

The only types of plants that an egg will keep in the hen house is an eggplant.

I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

The dozen eggs went to school so that they could become egg-ucated.

On the day of the big test, the mother hen told her eggs not to crack under all that pressure.

You’re so hard-boiled

Visual puns might take the cake.

The cooked egg was unable to go out that night because he was feeling a bit fried.

We’re impressed with our wordplay too.

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