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Egg puns in 2024

Actors can be so egg-stra.

 I had a real problem making a hard-boiled egg this morning until I cracked it.

After finishing we should have a shellebration.

Egg-ceptional

The mother hen was the hit of the party because she brought a bunch of coop-cakes to the egg party.

All the hens consider the chef to be very mean because he beats the eggs.

The eggs never get good TV reception in the hen house because the channels are always scrambled.

 Imma let that slide…right onto my plate.

We’re egg-cited about these!

Egg-streme

That mischievous little egg is known as a little practical yolker.

You’re poaching my best yolks.

The lazy hen laid her egg on an axe because she was hoping to hatchet early.

When none of the hens produced eggs, the farmer had some real eggsplaining to do to his customers.

The runner is always scrambling for new egg jokes to tell his friends at school.

Eggs-aggerate

The only types of plants that an egg will keep in the hen house is an eggplant.

I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

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