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Egg puns in 2024

Whenever the chicken can sneak off to Starbucks he always orders a piping hot eggspresso.

I might whisk it! Whisk it good!

One superpower we don’t want.

The funny thing about confused chickens is that they will always lay scrambled eggs.

Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes?

Egg-splosive

Teriyolki tofu

A hen will always leave her house through the proper eggs-it.

Bad chickens are not allowed inside the hen house because they always lay deviled eggs.

You’re poaching my best yolks

Under the doctor’s advice, the hen is laying off eggs for a few weeks.

Did you get your egg-cercise today?

Eggs-ercise

That one egg with a heavy foot was looking for a sports car that was able to egg-cerlerate quickly.

A member of the yolkuza

The man who ate too many eggs was considered to be an egg-oholic.

The egg was asked to stay after school and talk with the principle concerning his role as a real practical yolker!

You’re such a rotten egg

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