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Egg puns in 2024

If that chicken will lay her egg on the top of her barn you will then have an egg roll.

Chicken can stay fit and be very healthy because they eggxercise every day.

Egg-sactly

At least there’s shade?

Omelettin’ this slide

But not as much as we love bad puns.

Eskimos keep all of their chilled eggs inside of the egg-loo.

Eggs love eating all types of coffee, especially eggspresso.

That’s cracking

Egg-citing

The cracked eggs told the class, omelette smarter then he looks.

We crack ourselves up.

 The eggs loved having a clown at their birthday parties because he always cracked them up.

Whenever you mix a cookbook with a computer manual you will wind up with an egg-shell spreadsheet.

Shell shock

One egg turned to the other and said, “Wow, you really get me all cracked up!

Please do not tease those eggs because they simply can not take a yolk.

 I can be a real practical yolk-er at times.

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