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Egg puns in 2024

Did you get your egg-cercise today?

Eggs-ercise

That one egg with a heavy foot was looking for a sports car that was able to egg-cerlerate quickly.

A member of the yolkuza

The man who ate too many eggs was considered to be an egg-oholic.

The egg was asked to stay after school and talk with the principle concerning his role as a real practical yolker!

You’re such a rotten egg

Actors can be so egg-stra.

 I had a real problem making a hard-boiled egg this morning until I cracked it.

After finishing we should have a shellebration.

Egg-ceptional

The mother hen was the hit of the party because she brought a bunch of coop-cakes to the egg party.

All the hens consider the chef to be very mean because he beats the eggs.

The eggs never get good TV reception in the hen house because the channels are always scrambled.

 Imma let that slide…right onto my plate.

We’re egg-cited about these!

Egg-streme

That mischievous little egg is known as a little practical yolker.

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