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Egg puns in 2025

You’re poaching my best yolks.

The lazy hen laid her egg on an axe because she was hoping to hatchet early.

When none of the hens produced eggs, the farmer had some real eggsplaining to do to his customers.

The runner is always scrambling for new egg jokes to tell his friends at school.

Eggs-aggerate

The only types of plants that an egg will keep in the hen house is an eggplant.

I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

The dozen eggs went to school so that they could become egg-ucated.

On the day of the big test, the mother hen told her eggs not to crack under all that pressure.

You’re so hard-boiled

Visual puns might take the cake.

The cooked egg was unable to go out that night because he was feeling a bit fried.

We’re impressed with our wordplay too.

You must be an Easter Egg, because I’m dyeing to get to know you better.

The favorite part of a baseball game for the eggs is when it goes into eggstra innings.

Our name is Inigo Montoya

Everyone knows that an eggs favorite tree is the mighty y-oak.

The celebrity egg was losing all her friends because they called her such a shell out.

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