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Egg puns in 2025

 The eggs loved having a clown at their birthday parties because he always cracked them up.

Whenever you mix a cookbook with a computer manual you will wind up with an egg-shell spreadsheet.

Shell shock

One egg turned to the other and said, “Wow, you really get me all cracked up!

Please do not tease those eggs because they simply can not take a yolk.

 I can be a real practical yolk-er at times.

Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes?

Egg-static

The reason that the egg crossed the playground was he was trying to make it over to that other slide.

When you need a double shot of eggspresso.

The mother egg will only go to the supermarket if she can use the eggs-press lane.

 That reckless little egg always seems to egg-celerate when he sees the light turn yellow.

Don’t yolk with me

This one is a little over easy.

In order to drop eggs seven feet without damage, just drop it eight feet and those first seven feet it will remain unbroken.

Are you egg-noring me?

The devil made us do it.

Whenever the chicken can sneak off to Starbucks he always orders a piping hot eggspresso.

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