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Electricity puns in 2025

“The superconductor left without resistance.”

“Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.”

“If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.”

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Have you ever tried planting a light bulb right in the middle of your garden, if not you are missing out! It could as well spring out into a power plant.

Have you heard of Giggle Watts?

When the electrician accidentally blew the power, the ice-making factory went into liquidation.

“Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.”

“What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? ‘You spark up my life!”

I’ve just written new words to Bruce Springsteen’s song, it’s now called Dancing In The Spark.

If you’re in London, you must try and see the Crown Joules.

Everyone knows how optimistic I can be especially with innovative ideas. However, on his one, I am negative. The wiring of the whole thing is so con-fusing.

It can be very shocking when the spark you had with your partner is no longer there.

“What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.”

“Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.”

“I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.”

We learned about the Great Wire Of London in school today.

Electricians find it easy to shop for cars, they just go to Volts-wagen

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