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Electricity puns in 2025

“Sir Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree one fine day, trying to figure out how gravity works. And then it hit him.”

Don’t shock the boat.

How did the voltage greet the current when they met? what’s up ohmie

No one wants to age and fall into dementia. Research has indicated that electricians do not die they simple lose contact.

The light bulb failed his science test because he wasn’t too bright.

“What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but lightning kills for free.”

“Why did the man eat the light bulb? He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.”

“Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.”

Watt off the press.

If you don’t want to pay an engineer to re-wire your house and instead go for it yourself, you may be shocked at how tough it can be.

Electricians don’t die. They simply lose contact.

He was a conductor.

“I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.”

“What did the light bulb say to the generator? ‘I really get a charge out of you!”

Do you know what the light bulb say to the generator? You know I really get a charge out of you.

.What did Bugs Bunny say when he went to visit his GP? Watts up doc.

When he finally read the judgement on the electrician, everyone was re-volting why the poor man had been charged with assault ad battery.

I feel bad for electricians. They have to strip to make ends meet.

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