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Electricity puns in 2025

“What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”

Sing with me now, I’m dreaming of a ‘light’ Christmas.

My friend is such a bright spark, he knows watts watt.

Electricians are never left behind. They are always updated on current affairs.

None. Instead, they curse the light bulb, electrician, landlord, and architect.

Why did the monk always meditate with a light bulb?

“What do you call a bad electrician? A shock absorber!”

“A photon checks into a hotel when the bellhop asks, ‘Would you like help with your luggage?’ The photon replies, “I don’t have any. I always travel light.”

If you’re quick enough, you’ll beat the shock.

You can’t ever teach a volt dog new tricks.

In this town, the only honest people are electricians. When you assign them a task, they conduit almost immediately.

The electrical cords broke up because there was no spark between them.

“People asked me how it feels when you stick your finger in an electrical outlet? To be honest, it Hertz.”

“What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”

What is the difference between lightning and electricity? For electricity, you need to pay, but lightning kills for free.

Let’s listen to the Red Watt Chili Peppers.

When she told me that there was no more spark between the two of us, I tasered her.

Electricians are all wired differently.

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