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Electricity puns in 2025

How many software engineers do you need to change a light bulb?

He couldn’t resistor.

“If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?”

“My physics teacher said I had potential; then he pushed me off a building.”

Spark at the moon.

I’m not looking forward to going back to joule

They were shocked that the president decided to vote for an alt-ernating regime. Finally, there was light at the end of the democracy tunnel.

Sitting on the electric chair can be such a shocking experience.

“Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked.”

“What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool? His lightsaber”

“You are like an electron, and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.”

Did you hear about the eco-conscious polar bears that use sustainable energy? They became solar bears.

When he explained to me how electricity is actually measured, I was shocked. I asked him like watt, are you serious?

After a little quarrel, the electrician left without resistance.

Current events.

“I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”

“What do power strips always say at their high school reunions? I haven’t seen you in light-years.”

A chemist, a biologist, and an electrical engineer had all been sentenced to death and were on death row waiting to go to the electric chair.

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