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Electricity puns in 2025

If you don’t want to pay an engineer to re-wire your house and instead go for it yourself, you may be shocked at how tough it can be.

Electricians don’t die. They simply lose contact.

He was a conductor.

“I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.”

“What did the light bulb say to the generator? ‘I really get a charge out of you!”

Do you know what the light bulb say to the generator? You know I really get a charge out of you.

.What did Bugs Bunny say when he went to visit his GP? Watts up doc.

When he finally read the judgement on the electrician, everyone was re-volting why the poor man had been charged with assault ad battery.

I feel bad for electricians. They have to strip to make ends meet.

Why did the two electricians break up?

“My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”

“Why are the electricians always up to date? Because they are ‘current specialists.”

“You must have a charge because I am finding myself feeling very attracted to you.”

My favorite games are always out of shock.

I loved our holiday, but it’s great to be ohm sweet ohm.

Power corrupts and this is particularly true in electricity companies.

They all plugged out of the deal.

“I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”

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