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Electricity puns in 2024

How many tenants does it take to change a light bulb?

People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.

“I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”

“My physics teacher told me I had so much potential, so much energy. Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.”

.Hi, I’m the new kid on the shock.

Well, that was a volt from the blue.

At one time I sat on an electric chair, let me tell you, it was such a shocking experience.

The electrician has OHMitted many crucial details from the contract

“A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”

“What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity”

This electrician arrives home at 3 am. His wife asks him, “Wire you, insulate?” He replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?”

Have you heard of Giggle Watts – it’s a new generator powered by jokes and laughter.

When a barefoot man steps on a live electric wire, he may get a pair of shocks.

Did you hear what the foolish gardener did? The guy planted a light bulb and though he’d get a power plant.

Shock-a-lot.

“The guy who got arrested for eating batteries…. He is to be charged in the morning.”

“What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”

Sing with me now, I’m dreaming of a ‘light’ Christmas.

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