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Electricity puns in 2025

“What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”

“Don’t kill your wife with work. Let the electricity do it.”

Be careful, that’s piping watt.

The career you are in can influence the type of car you drive. For instance, many electricians prefer a volts-wagon to a Toyota.

Every electrician ought to be updated on ‘current’ affairs.

When he explained to me how electricity is actually measured, I was shocked. I asked him like watt, are you serious?

“Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.”

“Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they can’t remember the words.”

There are electric eels in there, it’s like swimming with sparks.

When my baby brother learned to speak he said to mummy and daddy, I love you watts and watts

Because no one was interested anymore in the rural electrification deal, they all plugged out.

If you want to know what’s going on in the world, just ask an electrician. They’re always updated on current affairs.

“I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”

“I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.”

“Why can’t you trust an atom? They make up everything.”

On holiday in Paris? Don’t forget the Eiffel Power

Electricians only shop in one place, the Ohm Depot.

That night, the free electron was so sad because there was nothing positive to smile about.

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