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Electricity puns in 2025

“Why can’t you trust an atom? They make up everything.”

On holiday in Paris? Don’t forget the Eiffel Power

Electricians only shop in one place, the Ohm Depot.

That night, the free electron was so sad because there was nothing positive to smile about.

What did the energy company’s CEO credit her success to?

“The superconductor left without resistance.”

“Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.”

“If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.”

We are watt amused

Have you ever tried planting a light bulb right in the middle of your garden, if not you are missing out! It could as well spring out into a power plant.

Have you heard of Giggle Watts?

When the electrician accidentally blew the power, the ice-making factory went into liquidation.

“Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.”

“What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? ‘You spark up my life!”

I’ve just written new words to Bruce Springsteen’s song, it’s now called Dancing In The Spark.

If you’re in London, you must try and see the Crown Joules.

Everyone knows how optimistic I can be especially with innovative ideas. However, on his one, I am negative. The wiring of the whole thing is so con-fusing.

It can be very shocking when the spark you had with your partner is no longer there.

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