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Electricity puns in 2024

.Hi, I’m the new kid on the shock.

Well, that was a volt from the blue.

At one time I sat on an electric chair, let me tell you, it was such a shocking experience.

The electrician has OHMitted many crucial details from the contract

“A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”

“What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity”

This electrician arrives home at 3 am. His wife asks him, “Wire you, insulate?” He replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?”

Have you heard of Giggle Watts – it’s a new generator powered by jokes and laughter.

When a barefoot man steps on a live electric wire, he may get a pair of shocks.

Did you hear what the foolish gardener did? The guy planted a light bulb and though he’d get a power plant.

Shock-a-lot.

“The guy who got arrested for eating batteries…. He is to be charged in the morning.”

“What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”

Sing with me now, I’m dreaming of a ‘light’ Christmas.

My friend is such a bright spark, he knows watts watt.

Electricians are never left behind. They are always updated on current affairs.

None. Instead, they curse the light bulb, electrician, landlord, and architect.

Why did the monk always meditate with a light bulb?

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