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Electricity puns in 2025

When do hockey players use the most energy?

“Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.”

“What do you call a worm that chews up power cords? An electro-maggot.”

I never knew you could do that, you’re a spark horse

When I complain to mum about something, she always says it’s a watt of fuss about nothing.

If you wanted us to stop walking, wire you continuing?

If you don’t want to pay an expert to re-wire your house and try to do it yourself, you may be shocked at how tough it can be.

There was no spark between them.

“A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.”

“I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.”

“A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ‘How much for a drink?’ The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

We run on the 24 – power clock

A physics teacher next door is leading a meditation class, all I can hear is ohm, ohm, ohm.

Kids can be funny, they are wired to think differently. On one occasion a severe storm battered a school and disconnected power. You won’t believe how de-lighted the kids were.

What do you call a worm that eats power cords?

“You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” “I’m a watt?”

“Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”

“In my Science class, we were talking about Kinetic and Potential Energy. I said out loud, ‘No wonder my mom calls me Kinetic.’ Because I have no Potential.”

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