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Electricity puns in 2025

Why did the two electricians break up?

“My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”

“Why are the electricians always up to date? Because they are ‘current specialists.”

“You must have a charge because I am finding myself feeling very attracted to you.”

My favorite games are always out of shock.

I loved our holiday, but it’s great to be ohm sweet ohm.

Power corrupts and this is particularly true in electricity companies.

They all plugged out of the deal.

“I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”

“What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy? A power play.”

“I had to create a report on how wind energy is produced. It was a breeze.”

Do you know the answer? I haven’t watt a clue.

When electricians are surprised, they shout ohm-y.

Electricians find it easy to shop for cars, they just go to Volts-wagen.

When do hockey players use the most energy?

“Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.”

“What do you call a worm that chews up power cords? An electro-maggot.”

I never knew you could do that, you’re a spark horse

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